|...And hell followed with him
||[Mar. 29th, 2007|03:03 pm]
Today I have received a four bladed razor. This alone is no reason to go batty. Certainly no enough reason to write about it on the internet.
No, there is some other foul business afoot here. The thing vibrates as it shaves. This is a sign of the end times. If you believe in a deity, you are welcome to begin praying to it at any time. If you don't, join me in placing a paper bag over our heads and cowering under large wooden tables.